All 17 designs
One joke per shirt.
Fix Bugs Tee
// Fix one bug. Meet the next one. $22.99
Sarcasm Default Shell Tee
// Sarcasm loads before the prompt. $22.99
No Backup, No Mercy Hoodie
// Live dangerously. Ship carefully. $34.99
Low Power Mode Tee
// Not lazy. Conserving resources. $22.99
Gift Open Tee
// The best package you will install all year. $22.99
Holiday Spirit Tee
// Holiday spirit, now executable. $22.99
Winter Release Tee
// Shipped just before the code freeze. $22.99
Holiday Service Tee
// Christmas, running as a service. $22.99
Chaos Is Order Hoodie
// Order we do not understand yet. $34.99
Stay Hungry Stay Sudo Tee
// Curiosity with elevated privileges. $22.99
Life Permissions Tee
// Courage, patience, focus, coffee. Granted. $22.99
Silence Is a Valid Log Level Tee
// The quietest valid debugging state. $22.99
Keep Pushing Tee
// One more push. One more ship. $22.99
It Is What It Is Tee
// Acceptance, as terminal output. $22.99
Fear Ignorance Tee
// Do not fear the terminal. Fear ignorance. $22.99
Better Every Commit Tee
// Progress ships one diff at a time. $22.99
Encrypted Mindset Tee
// Keep the important parts private. $22.99